Shhh Secret Democratic Agenda..
Top Secret!!
Liberal Democratic Eyes only!!
TOP SECRET DFL LEGISLATIVE PRORITIES FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SESSION:
- Make tobacco a controlled substance, legalize marijuana, and repeal all statewide smoking bans
- Declare Minnesota a “sanctuary state,” and grant state funding for free liability insurance to illegal aliens
- Repeal the constitutional amendment requiring a balanced biennial budget (too much of a restraint on spending)
- Replace the I-494/694 beltway with a light rail line and bike trail
- “The State of Minnesota Bans Guns Within Its Borders Act”
- Reinstate an autonomous state school board, with the president of the teachers union as its chair; require homeschooling parents to join the union
- Replace the current House and Senate with a unicameral legislature based on Senate districts (the House just gets in the way); convert the House chamber and offices into a new Minnesota Department of Peace
- Get Jason Lewis and the Northern Alliance Radio Network off the air by enacting the Fairness Doctrine for talk radio stations in the state
- Increase the minimum wage and provide free health insurance for all, funded by a “maximum gross income” tax on the “rich”
- Enact “steps and lanes” and grant tenure for legislators (think of all the money we won’t be spending on campaigns and elections); index the legislative per diem to inflation
- Lobby Congress for a state government bail-out bill in the hypothetical event that some unnamed state goes bankrupt due to private industry and most citizens not receiving welfare or a government paycheck leaving the state
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