A little late night humor..
Ole won a fishing boat in a raffle drawing in a small upstate
He brought it home and Lena looks at him and says, "Vot da heck you
gonna do vit dat. Dere ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat
widin 50 miles uv here."
Ole says, "I vun it and I’ma gonna keep it."
Sven came over to visit several days later. He sees Lena and asks
where Ole is.
She says, "He’s out dere in his fishin boat," pointing to the
field behind the house.
Sven heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a
fishing boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a
He yells out to him, "Vot da heck are you doing out dere?"
Ole replies, "I’ma fishin’. Vot da heck duz it look like I’ma doing?"
Sven yells back, "It’sa people lika you dat give people from
Norvay a bad name; make everybody tink ve are stoopid. If I cud svim,
I’d come out dere and kick yor ass."