The Old Chief is gone.
Hail to the New Chief!
For this report of today's important breaking news I must thank my esteemed confidential source, the Very Honorable I.M. Totus. Once again the former Teleprompter of the United States, he was gracious enough to alert me to it.
In a surprising development possibly related to current Arab Spring activities, President Biden spoke to the nation today to announce, with sadness as befits the solemn occasion, the abrupt resignation this morning of President Obama.