Short Cuts


Short Cuts

"I suppose there’s some intrinsic value in the fact that Biden serves as a high-profile inspiration to America’s mentally challenged. After all, we already have a president who proves that anyone, and we mean absolutely anyone, no matter how arrogant and corrupt, can grow up to be president. In Biden, we have proof that anyone, and we mean absolutely anyone, no matter how vain and ignorant, can grow up to be that person’s second-in-command." –columnist Burt Prelutsky

"Vice President Joe Biden said American gun laws should include ‘universal background checks, including private sales.’ What about sales to Mexican drug lords?" –Fred Thompson

"Hillary Clinton’s life as a young House staffer on the Watergate Committee will be made into a movie called Rodham. She was always bright. When Nixon announced that he had a mysterious leg ailment that kept him from testifying to Congress about his role in the White House cover-up, Hillary wrote it down like she was stealing a joke for future use." –comedian Argus Hamilton

"’Lincoln’ leads the [Oscar nomination] list with 12 nominations, which is a first — not most nominations, [it's the] first time Hollywood has ever voted for a Republican president." –comedian Jay Leno

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