You Might Be a Liberal If You…

And Especially If…

…still have an “Obama 2012″ bumper sticker on your car — right next to your “Obama 2008″ bumper sticker.

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…are certain that any criticism of Obama is rooted in racism.

…believe Bill Maher and Jon Stewart are “journalists,” and everything on MTV and in the New York Times is “journalism.”

…look like “a deer in the headlights” if anyone mentions our Constitution because that is just “right-wing rhetoric.”

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

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…feel George Soros is a benevolent patriarch but the Koch brothers are evil incarnate.

…support redistribution of wealth, as long as it’s not your wealth.

…use hash tags like #hatewhitey, #taxtherich and #hateTEA on Twitter.

…believe that our Constitution is “living” but unborn children are not.

…are tolerant of diverse opinions as long as they do not divert from your own.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions.

…feel people who are opposed to the redefinition of marriage, as Barack Obama was when elected, are bigots.

…feel the free market is where one goes to collect government handouts.

…have no idea that Franklin Roosevelt’s “principle on taxation” was plagiarized from Karl Marx.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara is a saint.

…know more than one vegan.

…oppose the death penalty for the most heinous of convicted criminals, while supporting the death penalty for the most innocent of unborn children.

…believe the only absolute in life is a brand of vodka.

 

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…have joined Al Gore’s cult of earth worshippers and feel “global warming” is all manmade.

…believe Oprah should be Obama’s running mate in his third term.

…believe the phrase “separation of Church and State” is in the Constitution.

…reject the “paper or plastic” question because you’re “bi-sacksual.”

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

…protest against state censorship unless it’s directed at anything “conservative.”

…feel it’s OK to require drug tests to keep a job but racist to require drug tests for welfare recipients.

…feel it’s OK to mandate IDs to withdraw your own money from your own bank while it’s racist to require IDs to vote.

…believe that making a “gun-like finger gesture” in elementary school is cause for expulsion while body guards for leftists should be armed to the teeth.

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips but not abortion referrals.

…believe that “clinging to guns and religion” is subversive anti-American behavior.

…believe that “the right to keep and bear arms” is an obstacle to Liberty rather than its best insurance policy, that “a well regulated militia” refers to the National Guard, and that “arms” refers only to shotguns and hunting rifles.

…feel Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden are heroes for stealing millions of classified documents and making them available to Russia and China.

…trust that Obama’s IRS enemies list is fully justified.

…believe that altering the “Benghazi talking points” is an Italian automaker’s revised marketing plan.

…believe Bill Clinton is the best spokesperson for the Democrats.

…don’t have a problem with a twice-elected mixed-race president who spews racist and classist rhetoric while living as the wealthiest of one-percenters.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

…believe Barack Hussein Obama is trustworthy.

And finally, you are definitely a liberal if you don’t take issue with any of the statements listed above.

Bacon!! Goo, Butts? Cliche! School Suxage! No Sense! Jackass Maher!

Was the bacon injured??

Man injured after half-ton of bacon falls on him

The man sustained minor back injuries; his cholesterol levels are unknown

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Goo? Beaver butts? Vanilla flavored?

No more vanilla flavored anything!!

For the EMS folks out there!

The stupid EMS cliche usage guide

All true and all overused..

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Public Schools…Beginning to suck as much as Government!!

PUBLIC SCHOOLS SUCK: Students Suspended For Decorating School With American Flags

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There is no sense in what Obama is doing.

None..

Don’t kid yourselves..He is destroying America..At least doing his damndest!!

Where’s sense of crisis in a 17% government shutdown?

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Excuse me Maher?

What exactly have you done with your generation other the screw America up with your LIEberal policies and your all about ME bullshit?

These Vets..

Maher: WWII Vets Not ‘The Brightest Generation’

Won a war. Sacrificed. You, Maher are a charlatan!!

In most everything you do!

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Welfare? Owned! News? Toking. Pathetic. Rationing.

For the dead? They vote AND collect welfare??

How does this work?

Not Only Do Dead People Vote But They Also Collect Welfare

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Owned by a Marine!!!
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Really?
We know this…MSNBC one big PR firm for the left and Buck Ofama!!

President of “news” network: We’re not the place to turn for breaking news

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Did not ruin his life? Well he sure as hell ruined America…Was it because of his pot smoking? I am thinking way to many on the left enjoy undocumented pharmaceuticals daily!

And it shows in what they demand and do!!
Looks like it took care of asshat Maher also!

Bill Maher: ‘If Anyone Can Say Smoking Pot Won’t Ruin Your Life, It’s the … Leader of the Free World’

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Pathetic..

There are scumbags and then there are scumbags. Jesse Ventura is the latter.

This is a self promoting assO whom likes to see his name published. Doesn’t really care how, just does.

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Surprise? Really? What is Buck Ofama up to?

Surprise! Obama Won’t Sign Doomed UN Weapons Treaty

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Didn’t think it would happen did you?

Really? You thought Obamacare would be Utopia for Health Care?

Not so much….

Obamacare Already Rationing Pre-Existing Conditions Coverage

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Gun Stuff…..A Boy and A Knife Saves a Life….Surviving a Marriage to a Medic..A Triple 12 Gauge Shotgun!?

Tips to Survive Being Married to a Paramedic

Tip #1: Never schedule anything within six hours of a shift ending or starting. If you do, you will almost always have to cancel or go alone.

A triple threat…Wow…fast…

Famous American Hunter Protests Sports Show for Banning AR-15′s

I would ask each and everyone who loves our United States of America and our American outdoor way of life to pray for our beloved country. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 What? he did not go golfing or on vacation? Bet Moochelle is pissed about no vacation!! Fresh challenges await Obama as he embarks on first working day of second term

Gun Appreciation Day rallies

Buck Ofama inauguration: a call for unity that may go unheeded by half the country

First black president whom is half white and Arabic also…but lets dwell on the blackness okay? Only half the country? I m thinking be more then that and the half or more with the guns…

Bill Maher providing…..bullshit and crap daily on HBO…

He needs to move somewhere else, Iran, Cuba, China, North Korea….

“I mean, a lot of it is bullsh*t. I mean, the Second Amendment is bullsh*t, the way they interpret the Second Amendment. The left completely forgot how to interpret that. I mean, it really is about militias at a time when, you know, there was a battle between the states and the government. It wasn’t really about private citizens owning a handgun.”

At least he had a knife…Once again violence comes calling and where are the Police?

Auditing Shooting Rampage Statistics

The average number of people killed in mass shootings when stopped by police is 14.29

The average number of people killed in a mass shooting when stopped by a civilian is 2.33

The zombies themselves are another message. The walking dead are metaphors for the American public which is programmed for deadness to everything but consumerism.

Bill Maher: A$$o..

Attacks Ann Roomey..

And Bill Maher has done what in his life except..

Attack others and make a name for himself amongst mindless lemmings whom think he actually is noteworthy?Or funny?

He is a pointless human being whom makes a living out of being a prick…as do so many of these so called talk show hosts…

Pointless and should be put in a room with all five of Romney’s sons and any grown grandchildren…and they are told to have at it…

Worthless effer…

And at Powerline

But who ever said Bill Maher had any sense? Afflicted by a sort of left-wing Tourette’s Syndrome, he can’t help himself. So, thanks, Bill, for helping to keep Obama’s self-inflicted wound bleeding:

Bill Maher: Leftist Jerk…

Bill Maher Twitter-Whips Tim Tebow, But CBS Says Tebow’s the ‘Notorious’ One | NewsBusters.org.

Not a lot of good can be said about Bill Maher nor CBS as is the case for most leftist media.

Vile, attack dogs with nothing to say that anyone really wants to hear.

They ar ehte hate..

What hate has Tebow wrought on anyone?

What vile attacks and disgusting attention getting attacks has Maher wrought on so many?

That is the whole point of his actions…attention getting..Look at ME!!!

The little shit in the schoolyard showing off and being an a$$hat to get others to pay attention to him…

Gee kind of a theme on the left…