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Hypocrisy Alert….

Rodeo clown forces decimated and on the run

As every Constitutional scholar knows, the First Amendment includes a clause that strictly forbids mockery of the President of the United States, depending on who it is, and which party he belongs to.  It’s in one of the penumbras of the Constitution, or maybe it’s an emanation.  I always get those two mixed up.

Thus it became essential for the forces of freedom and democracy to crush an impertinent rodeo clown who dared to put on a mask of our Dear Leader, President Barack Obama, and ask spectators if they would like to seem him get run down by a bull.  “Many in the audience responded enthusiastically,” reports the Associated Press.

And we can’t have that.  Just forget about all those effigies of George Bush you saw the Left parading around with, back when Americans had full-time jobs.  That was completely different.

You Might Be A Liberal

You Might Be A Liberal

If you believe that women who stay at home to raise their children are repressed by a male-dominated society, but that women who wear hijabs are expressing freedom of religionyou might be a liberal.

If you quote the John Howard Society on the ineffectiveness of incarceration, and MADD on the effectiveness of drunk driving zero tolerance – you might be a liberal.

If you believe it should be illegal to smoke in your vehicle, but support legalized marijuana – you might be a liberal.

If you believe that a “woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”, but claim to love your sons as much as your daughters - you might be a liberal.

If you believe it is American hubris to believe they can bring democracy to the Middle East – but America’s shame for not reversing climate change – you might be a liberal.

If you reject absolute moral concepts like “right” and “wrong”, but believe George W. Bush is “evil” – you might be a liberal.

If you’re still waiting for the epidemic in AIDS cases among heterosexual women in America – you might be a Liberal.

If you’re an “advocate” for the poor who uses “trailer trash” as an insult – you might be a Liberal.

If you believe in evolution, but hold that all cultures are equal - you might be a liberal.

- Kate McMillan

Liberty! Bush! Foreign? Above the Law? Open What? Vegans! Blame Pills! The Nuge!

God who gave us life gave us Liberty. Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have removed a conviction that these liberties are the gift of God? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever.” –Thomas Jefferson (1774)

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Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

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Liberty was not given to us by some damn Politician, Government official, Despot, Dictator, Pointless President..

Was given to us by our Maker..Now if you do not believe that.

Try to take mine away…

Please..Try..

Liberty — Endowed by Whom?

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G.W.Bush at least knew how to treat our Armed forces members and with RESPECT.

Something Buck Ofama knows nothing about!!

NOTHING!!

How To Thank A Soldier, By George W. Bush

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But, but, but….He is pResident? How can he be pResident if not born in the US of A??

Whistleblower says Obama received financial aid as foreign student

How?

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Oh really?

Try breaking into my house?

Harming my family!

Assaulting or attacking me!

Harming anyone I know!
I’ll show you law of the land…

Dallas CAIR Director: “Muslims Are Above the Law of the Land.”

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Open society? Whom made this determination?

Government, out of control, oppressive, regressive..time to change..

This is beyond Government’s ‘Rights’ they have no ‘Rights’ they rule by the will of the People. Whom have Rights!!

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Snerk..

Eating meat made humans smarter, which concisely explains vegans.  These vitamin B12 deficient vapid dolts will slowly descend into madess from the lack of B12 stores in their livers.

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Lemme guess…They’ll blame the damn pills!!!

Gun Accidents Falling: Addiction Deaths Linked to Rx Overprescription Rising

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I’d vote for The Nuge!! Hell people voted for nutjob Jesse Ventura!!

Ted Nugent weighing White House bid

Blame Bush! Poo-Lice! Watching. Racism! Knows All! Snooping. Pissy.

And Presidents!

“The most perfect freedom consists in obeying the dictates of right reason, and submitting to natural law. When a man goes beyond or contrary to the law of nature and reason, he becomes the slave of base passions and vile lusts; he introduces confusion and disorder into society, and brings misery and destruction upon himself. This, therefore, cannot be called a state of freedom, but a state of the vilest slavery and the most dreadful bondage. The servants of sin and corruption are subjected to the worst kind of tyranny in the universe. Hence we conclude that where licentiousness begins, liberty ends.”

Samuel West, On the Right to Rebel Against Governors, 1776

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Damn hypocrite whom squealed about Bush’s policies, then continues them and makes it a whole hell of a lot worse for America and it’s hard working Citizens and taxpayers. Pandering to special interests groups, minorities, Mooslims and whomever else whispers sweet bullshit or slips money into his palm Buck Ofama is the Judas of today…

Betraying Americans and our trust…

Obama Should Blame Bush, Thank Whistle-Blowers And Keep Up The Bad Work

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Proving once again how our highly trained Gestapo Police work!!!

Not!!

Buffalo Police To Army Vet: Oops, Wrong Apartment… Sorry We Killed Your Dog (Not)

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Watching you…

Warning: Obama’s Secret Police Know You Are Reading This

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Are you awake? Do you have a ‘clue’? Or are you blissfully unaware?

My guess is most are the last one!

Wake Up! Our Freedom Is in Jeopardy

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Racism. It is here, it is happening..

Today’s Civil Rights Leaders: Teaching Racism As They Decry Racism (via http://www.thebrennerbrief.com)

Under today’s civil rights leaders, racism is being taught to a new generation under the guise of decrying racism. “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” – Martin…

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Well now this is so comforting!! So they know I am broke, struggling to pay their damn taxes, fees etc!

NSA Database Knows Everything About You, With Your Name Attached (via http://www.thebrennerbrief.com)

A data collection base operated by the National Security Agency (NSA) is up and running as of May 30, 2013 that gathers “all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls and Internet searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts…

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No it is not. Not the one I grew up in, nor the one I want to see continue….

Obama’s snooping — this is America?

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When they don’t get their way the left, especially our ‘elected’ politicritters throw tantrums with a 2 year old”s mentality…Which seems to cover most all of them left, including Buck Ofama!

And the East and Left coast are really good at it being pissy little whinebots!!

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VIDEO: When NJ Gun Grabbers Don’t Get Their Way
VIDEO: When NJ Gun Grabbers Don’t Get Their Way
VIDEO: When NJ Gun Grabbers Don’t Get Their Way

Colion Noir! Press #! My Junk! What? Homeschooling! Oversight? Job!

I am the LORD your God. You shall have no other gods before Me. – Exodus 20:2-3

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“If the federal government should overpass the just bounds of its authority and make a tyrannical use of its powers, the people, whose creature it is, must appeal to the standard they have formed, and take such measures to redress the injury done to the Constitution as the exigency may suggest and prudence justify.”

Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 33, 1788

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Colion Noir…Hollywood Hypocrites…

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Big Brother..Is time to change Big Brother, into little step brother

Hello. This is Verizon Customer Service. Press #1 for English, #2 for Spanish and #3 for Obama.

NSA Scandal: Hey Congress, Big Brother ‘Touched My Junk’!

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What can we, as gun owners do?
Besides buy, hoard, reload and well whatever ….

What Can Gun Owners Do?

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People are figuring it out. Not education in today’s Government run schools. Indoctrination and compliance to big government is the goal today.

So smart parents that can are home schooling….How long until the Government decides to regulate this!

Homeschooling Growing Seven Times Faster Than Public School Enrollment

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Synthetic Cannabis…Don’t do it!!

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Collusion…They all need to go..Politicians, Bureaucraps, Appointees…And no replacements..

Senators blocked oversight of NSA

surveillance programs,” the petition reads.Read more…

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Hey!!! I want that job!!

Public Worker Made $330K Without Working Single Day

A former employee of the San Francisco Bay Area’s transportation system earned more than $300,000 – the year after she resigned. “I hope it becomes a big stink,” said one BART customer. “This is an agency funded by taxpayers … They should have stricter controls.” Read more…
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Royalty! Is Over! A Deal! Print it! Throws Like! Pulp Fiction! Butt Hurt!

“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclination, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” –John Adams

“The White House issued new embassy personnel guidelines. They guarantee rescue. From now on, every U.S. embassy must include a gay basketball player, an illegal alien and a woman in need of free contraception, and the Marines will be there in minutes.” –comedian Argus Hamilton

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Royalty. George Washington refused to be crowned King. Apparently Buck and Mooch Ofama have no such reservations and appear to be thinking they are…Royal Pains in the Ass!

King and Queen Obama to Host Another White House Concert Despite Sequester and Scandals

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What? They finally woke up?

Honeymoon Is Over: Olbermann and Other Liberal Media Figures Turn On Obama

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Can’t hardly beat this deal!!

Missouri Resident Offers Free Land to Gun Makers

OutdoorHub Reporters

Somewhere in the Howell County, Missouri are three parcels of land which come free of charge, at least to any company which manufactures firearms or firearm accessories. The generous offer has been made by landowner John Negri in the hopes of drawing in some of the gun makers who are leaving their native…

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25 bucks in plastic and a a 1700 dollar printed and you have..

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Throws like what?

Obama

Bush..

Enough said…

Here is all of it!!

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Newspulper Headlines:

We Blame George W. Bush: “Obama’s Disastrous Second Term” –Salon.com

We Blame Barbara Bush: “When in Doubt, Blame the Mom” –Lenore Skenazy syndicated column

Shortest Books Ever Written: “Why You Should Feel Sorry for the IRS” –NationalJournal.com

Questions Nobody Is Asking: “Holder Is at It Again: Do These Guys Ever Tell the Truth?” –Washington Post website

Bottom Story of the Day: “Carney Caught Lying to Press Again” –Breitbart.com

(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)

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Butt Hurt are they?

Anti-gun group sues to overturn law requiring every home to have a gun

WASHINGTON, May 22 (UPI) — An anti-gun group is suing a small city in Georgia for enacting a law that requires the head of every household to own a gun and ammunition. [ FULL STORY ]
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Stuff..Just Stuff..

Dezinformatsia

Media cover: “I.R.S. Focus on Conservatives Gives G.O.P. an Issue to Seize On” –New York Times headline, obfuscating the issue

“Look, if you play by the rules and if you do what you’re supposed to do, an audit doesn’t take very long. IRS agents are there for a reason. Am I defending the IRS? Yeah I am! … So let’s all get on board with the president who wants to simplify the tax code! … I don’t think the IRS ought to apologize for anything!” –MSNBC‘s Ed Schultz

“Even when they have real evidence of misdeeds and malfeasance, conservatives still want to change the subject to the fake, ginned up scandal they’ve been pushing month after month.” –MSNBC’s Chris Hayes

“Well, what difference will that make if the White House has already put out the talking points and said that they were written by the CIA with the input of other agencies?” –ABC’s George Stephanopoulos echoing Hillary Clinton

Alternate universe: “What’s so sad about it is the president has been very rightfully proud of the lack of scandal in his administration so far.” –Time magazine assistant managing editor Rana Foroohar

A stopped clock is right twice a day: “These have been a bad few months for journalism. We’re getting the big stories wrong, over and over again.” –CBS’s Scott Pelley

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Newspulper Headlines:

We Blame George W. Bush: “Carney: I.R.S. Run by Bush Political Appointee” –TheWeeklyStandard.com

Longest Books Ever Written: “Why We Should Mistrust the Government” –RealClearPolitics.com

Leave Her Alone, You Creeps!: “Benghazi Investigation Creeps Closer To Hillary Clinton” –BuzzFeed.com

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking: “Need a Mustache Transplant? Visit Turkey” –The Wall Street Journal

News You Can Use: “How to Lose a War” –Hoover Institution website

(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)

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Short Cuts

“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.” –comedian Jay Leno

“The best spin they have at their disposal is to argue that the President of the United States has to turn on the nightly news to find out what’s happening [in] the government he runs.” –columnist Guy Benson

“At a press conference, Nancy Pelosi blamed the sequester for keeping her from visiting the troops on Mother’s Day. Ironically, the troops credit the sequester for the same reason.” –Fred Thompson

“The White House was blasted for inaction during the Benghazi attack in House hearings. The terrorists overran the consulate then they overran the annex. So it does support Barack Obama’s claim during the campaign that he’s got al-Qaeda on the run.” –comedian Argus Hamilton

“Obama recently warned some college graduates against being all worried about government tyranny, and Obama has good reason to warn you against that because worrying about government tyranny is the exact sort of thing that will get you audited. Or, when Obamacare is in full force, it will be the attitude that gets you denied life saving health care. So have faith in government. Or it will get you.” –humorist Frank J. Fleming

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Homeowner’s son fights off home invaders, KHOU, Houston, Texas, 05/14/13

A trio of home invaders entered a house in Houston, Texas, forced the homeowner’s son into a closet and ransacked the house. While the criminals were searching for valuables, the son left the closet, retrieved a gun and fired on the intruders, striking one in the leg and neck and causing all to flee. The wounded criminal only made it to a nearby home before collapsing, at which point neighbor Craig Gaddis discovered him and called the police. Following the incident, Gaddis showed support for the young man who was forced to defend himself, telling local media “The owner, thank God for rights, he shot one of ‘em.” Gaddis also addressed the criminal adding, “He got what he deserved… You want to come over here and rob houses? Those of us who carry guns in our houses, they are there for one reason – to keep you people out.”

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Ted Nugent Returns A Sniper’s Trigger Finger

Ted Nugent may be the Motor City Madman, but it was his brand of madness that allowed a wounded solider to shoot for the first time in three years…

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Duck Dynasty Star: ‘This Is The Greatest Nation On Earth’

Headlines. Idiots! Punished!

Newspulper Headlines:

We Blame George W. Bush: “Is Talk Radio to Blame?” –Ricochet.com

We Blame Global Warming: “Earth’s Core 1,800 Degrees Hotter Than Thought” –NBCNews.com

Shortest Books Ever Written: “McManus: Obama’s War on Red Tape” –Los Angeles Times

Questions Nobody Is Asking: “American Way: Does Barack Obama Have the Guts to Secure His Legacy?” –Daily Telegraph (London)

News You Can Use: “How to Build a Spoon” –The New York Times

Bottom Story of the Day: “Obama Wasn’t Joking at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner” –Washington Post website

(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)

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Village Idiots

Focusing on the wrong problems: “While America has been fixated on the threat of Islamic terrorism for more than a decade, all but a few domestic terror plots have failed. Between September 11, 2001, and the end of 2012, there were no successful bomb plots by jihadist terrorists in the United States. Jihadists killed 17 people in the United States in four separate incidents during this time, according to data collected by journalist Peter Bergen and the New America Foundation. All four of these incidents involved guns, including Nidal Hassan‘s shooting rampage at Fort Hood, which killed 13 people. In contrast, right-wing extremists killed 29 people during those 11 years.” –Mother Jones’ Dave Gilson

Gun grabbers: “I mean, if we could get guns under control, if we could get rid of them, I’m with all of that. … Of course I want to get rid of guns.” –actor Tracy Morgan

Taking Joe Biden’s advice: “If you live in a city and you think you need protection of your home, you’re way better off with a shotgun than an assault weapon. Trust me. It’s not even close.” –Bill Clinton

Amnesty: “Creating a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11 million unauthorized immigrants in this country is absolutely essential. The way we treat our friends and neighbors who are undocumented — by creating a mechanism for them to earn citizenship and to move out of the shadows — transcends the issue of immigration status. This is a matter of civil and human rights.” –Attorney General Eric Holder

Hot air: “If we want to make progress on climate change, we need everyone in Congress on board for a solution. It’s our job to show them there’s a price to pay for being a climate denier.” –Organizing for Action‘s Jon Carson

What’s disgusting? “When a woman doesn’t want to be pregnant, she’ll go through hell, high water in North Dakota — blizzards, floods, you know, she’ll hit a deer on the way, and have a flat tire and say, ‘Can I still come?’ When a woman doesn’t want to be pregnant, she’ll do what she needs to do. And unfortunately it just adds to the stigma that women feel when they hear all of these things about heart beat, sex selection, genetic abnormality. You know, abortion is very common and the stigma is disgusting.” –North Dakota abortion-clinic director Tammi Kromenaker

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IF YOU ARE GAY AND IN THE U.S. MILITARY, YOU ARE FREE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN AND EXPRESS YOUR FAITH IN THE U.S. MILITARY YOU MAY BE PROSECUTED UNDER FEDERAL MILITARY LAW.

Punishment for this new “crime” may include imprisonment and being dishonorably discharged from the military.
Let the religious persecution begin….

The Pentagon has released a statement confirming that soldiers could be prosecuted for promoting their faith: “Religious proselytization is not permitted within the Department of Defense…Court martials and non-judicial punishments are decided on a case-by-case basis…”.

The statement, released to Fox News, follows a Breitbart News report on Obama administration Pentagon appointees meeting with anti-Christian extremist Mikey Weinstein to develop court-martial procedures to punish Christians in the military who express or share their faith.

(From our earlier report: Weinstein is the head of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, and says Christians–including chaplains–sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ in the military are guilty of “treason,” and of committing an act of “spiritual rape” as serious a crime as “sexual assault.” He also asserted that Christians sharing their faith in the military are “enemies of the Constitution.”)

Being convicted in a court martial means that a soldier has committed a crime under federal military law. Punishment for a court martial can include imprisonment and being dishonorably discharged from the military.

So President Barack Obama’s civilian appointees who lead the Pentagon are confirming that the military will make it a crime–possibly resulting in imprisonment–for those in uniform to share their faith. This would include chaplains—military officers who are ordained clergymen of their faith (mostly Christian pastors or priests, or Jewish rabbis)–whose duty since the founding of the U.S. military under George Washington is to teach their faith and minister to the spiritual needs of troops who come to them for counsel, instruction, or comfort.

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Per Minute! Rights! Popular Name? FrankenClown! Fight Back! Murder!

Thats a bunch!! I need to get busy!!

FBI: 32 Gun Purchase Background Checks Per Minute Under Obama
Lawmakers need to see these numbers. According to FBI data there have been 70,291,049 background checks for gun-purchasers since Obama took office. CNS News notes that this equates to 32 background checks per minute.

Read More…

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At least some are standing up to the Democrats and RINOs working hard to destroy our Rights!

Lee: Protecting the Second Amendment
Today, Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) delivered a speech on the Senate floor reaffirming the need to protect the second amendment. The full text of the speech is available below, and can be viewed here.

Read More…

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This is bad…If you do not know why. Check out the favorite names and birth rates in Europe..Then do some math..If your Government Education taught you any!!

Mohamed Now One of the Most Popular Boy Names in Minnesota

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Hey Al FrankenClown….

Then keep UNIONS and such things as ACORN or whatever it goes by today out of Elections also!!

Now tell us who gave you this money? Public Interests? Unions? DNC? Who?

Franken raised nearly $2 million in first quarter for re-election bid

And why the hell is he fund raising in Kalifornistan?? This is a Minnesota election!!

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Should be more then 6…But it is a start!!

6 Gun Companies Fighting Back Against Gun Control, For Your Rights

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If Gosnell had shot seven infants with an AR-15, it would be national news: Rep. Chris Smith

John Jalsevac Thu Apr 11 17:07 EST Abortion

That was the challenging observation made this morning by Rep. Chris Smith on the floor of the U.S. House.

Full Story

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Senate. Colion Noir. Caving? Homeschool!

1 John 3:4

(4) Whoever commits sin also commits lawlessness, and sin is lawlessness.

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“The public should be particularly skeptical when you have elected politicians of either party enacting rules limiting the ability of public citizens to criticize the behavior of their elected officials.” – Senator Ted Cruz, R-TX

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Sources Report Senate Republicans Caving on Guns

Sources inside the Senate tell me that the Republican Conference is scared to death of the tactics of Senators Lee, Cruz and Paul – that it is supposedly putting them in a tough spot.

Several of the Republicans are using the Manchin-Toomey compromise plan as an excuse to cave on the gun filibuster. They claim that Senators Lee, Cruz, and Paul are running ahead of the conference in their insistence on a filibuster.

What they fail to see is that the cloture vote is the vote to stop the gun legislation from passage.

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Colion Noir!! Don’t fall for misleading poll questions and consider whom they are asking.

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Teach your Children well. Or let them be indoctrinated and brainwashed by the Government School System…

Homeschooling: The Future of Liberty
A common feature of authoritarian regimes is the criminalization of alternatives to government-controlled education. Dictators recognize the danger that free thought poses to their rule, and few things promote the thinking of “unapproved” thoughts like an education controlled by parents instead of the state. That is why the National Socialist (Nazi) government of Germany outlawed homeschooling in 1938.

Read More…

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From the Patriot Post!

Newspulper Headlines:

We Blame George W. Bush: “Cancer Clinics Are Turning Away Thousands of Medicare Patients. Blame the Sequester.” –Washington Post website

More Cowbell!: “Politico Has a Fever Over Possible Hillary Clinton 2016 Presidential Run” –NewsBusters.org

Breaking News From 2008: “Why Hillary is less ‘inevitable’ than you think” –Washington Free Beacon

He Sees You When You’re Sleeping: “North Pole Man Acquitted of Kidnapping” –Anchorage Daily News

Bottom Story of the Day: “So Far, Forced Spending Cuts Not as Bad as Advertised” –CNN.com

(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)

Village Idiots

Once again lamenting Obama’s not king: “What I will say is that this is not the president’s idealized budget. It is not what he would do if he were king, or if only people who supported his proposals were in Congress.” –White House Press Secretary Jay Carney

Blame the sequester: “It is important to bear in mind that the March household and payroll surveys are the first monthly surveys to look at employment since the beginning of sequestration. While the recovery was gaining traction before sequestration took effect, these arbitrary and unnecessary cuts to government services will be a headwind in the months to come, and will cut key investments in the nation’s future competitiveness.” –Obama’s economic adviser Alan B. Krueger

Rose-colored glasses: “I think it’s important to look at the overall picture on the economy. We have made a lot of progress, 6.5 million private sector jobs created over the last three years. The housing market’s coming back, manufacturing’s coming back. The American auto industry is back, but there’s more to do. And so, we shouldn’t focus on any individual month because if we created 290,000 jobs this month, I would have given you the same answer, which we’re making progress, but we have to do more.” –Obama senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer

Village Academic Curriculum: “The courts have consistently determined that the Second Amendment does not ensure each individual the right to bear arms. The courts have never found a law regulating the private ownership of weapons unconstitutional. This means that the rights of this amendment are not extended to the individual citizens of the states. So a person has no right to complain about a Second Amendment violation by state laws.” –Connecticut Northeast Middle School social studies worksheet

Short Cuts

“Here’s something I didn’t know. When Vice President Biden and President Obama meet for lunch at the White House, the chef goes out of his way to personalize their meals. For example, Biden’s lunch always comes with a toy.” –comedian Jay Leno

“The Associated Press removed the phrase illegal immigrant from its style-book [last] week. The editors feel the label is stigmatizing. From now on, all Associated Press reports will simply refer to an illegal immigrant as a person diagnosed with Happy Feet.” –comedian Argus Hamilton

“The Department of Homeland Security defended their large ammo purchases saying that they buy in bulk to ‘significantly lower costs.’ That’s true. Now try it with fence-construction materials.” –Fred Thompson

“The Republicans just need to take Obama aside and tell him, ‘Shut up, you idiot. You lost on this [gun control] issue. Lost. Clock has expired. It’s over. You think you’re winning just because you’re the only one on the field still trying to play because everyone else has left to the victory ceremony. No one cares about your stupid gun control anymore and only a dwindling number of really dumb people think it will actually achieve anything. We know you hate freedom, Obama, but your just going to have to find a different one to attack. Here, have a cookie.’ Omit that last part if you don’t have a cookie to give him; teasing him with a cookie would just be mean.” –humorist Frank J. Fleming