Tag Archives: Holiday

Gun Control! Scandals! A Gun! Monsanto Mercs!

“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.” –economist John Stuart Mill (1806-1873)

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Chicago style. Works well and has for years. SO why change it? Lets try and spread it to all America so then we can all live in fear!!

Memorial Day weekend violence erupts across city of Chicago

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And the hit parade of scandals keeps on rolling….rolling…rolling…

No end to scandals in sight for embattled Obama White House

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If only one had a had a gun. Known how to use it. Then this scum sucking, mouth breathing, shitpile would not be alive today.

Man charged in Anchorage couple’s murder, sexual assault of 2-year-old

And you will hear nary a peep from anyone of the anti gun, anti freedom, anti personal rights  crowd. Because? A gun wasn’t used so no real victims.
Right?
This asshole deserves to be hung, by the balls, with a chain and have sand poured into his asshole until the chain breaks.
Yeah…Not very Christian of one whom professes to be.
Get over it.
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Mercs.
Now that is one way to get rid of oppostion.
Corporate armies hunting those whom disagree.

Facebook Christmas Eve….

We will be home for the first time on Christmas Eve in (lets see how long have we been married…??)

23 years!!

Why? Because yesterday were with my Parents and one sister and her family..

And because MBWITW’s family whom we usually get together with on Christmas Eve is not happening.

So we are home and will be firing up not one, but two fondue pots and cooking, bits of meat, shrimp, fungus, bread balls, and whatever else we may think of today..

Mmmmmmmm….

Then tomorrow morning will be present opening etc…Was surprised at this as I thought the boyz would want to open tonight, but the eldest was offended and said we should wait until tomorrow and the youngest agreed!!

So thats the plan..Enjoy…

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Facebook Saturday…

Yep Saturday and no work until next Wednesday and then a range excursion on Thursday, at least that is the plan.

Mostly done finally with shopping hopefully the MBWITW’s gifts will arrive in time…sigh…

Today?

Tomorrow, Christmas with my family. Hopefully I won’t kill anyone, but making no promises..So many liberals and so few Conservatives, but I do have my 6’4″ son whom will be there and whom has developed a bit of an attitude and mouth..He will probably dish it out if needed…Plus he towers over his lippy cousins and does not really care for most of them..

Could be a good show…

Enjoy!!

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Facebook Thursday…

Arrives with some trepidation…As the Big City Hospital I work for is announcing large numbers of layoffs..The department I am in happens to be one that is in the black and reportedly is safe..

Still is somewhat unnerving as this is the 3rd time in 4 plus years..

Right before Christmas…

Shit..

Thanks Buck Ofama!!

And it is snowing…blowing…be fun getting to the office..

Enjoy..

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Company Christmas Party

Company Christmas Party

Remember, it’s the thought that counts.

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: October 1, 2008

RE: Gala Christmas Party

I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.

There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We’ll have a small band playing traditional carols… feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!

A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone’s pockets.

This gathering is only for employees!

Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

Merry Christmas to you and your family,

Patty

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: October 2, 2008

RE: Gala Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday’s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.

However, from now on, we’re calling it our “Holiday Party.” The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.

There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.

We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?

Happy Holidays to you and your family,

Patty

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: October 3, 2008

RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn’t sign your name..

I’m happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, “AA Only”, you wouldn’t be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?

Somebody?

And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.

REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.

Patty

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

To: All Employees

DATE: October 4, 2008

RE: Generic Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.

There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees’ beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?

Meanwhile, I’ve arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.

Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men’s table.

To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.

We will have booster seats for short people.

Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.

I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.

There will be fresh “low sugar” fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply “no sugar” desserts. Sorry!

Did I miss anything?!?!?

Patty

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All F*%^ing Employees

DATE: October 5, 2008

RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party

I’ve had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We’re going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the “grill of death,” as you so quaintly put it, and you’ll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.

But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I’ve heard them scream. I’m hearing them scream right NOW!

The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die,

The B*tch from H*ll!!!

Company Memo

FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director

DATE: October 6, 2008

RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party

I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.

In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Whatever!

Joan