You Might Be a Liberal If You…

And Especially If…

…still have an “Obama 2012″ bumper sticker on your car — right next to your “Obama 2008″ bumper sticker.

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…are certain that any criticism of Obama is rooted in racism.

…believe Bill Maher and Jon Stewart are “journalists,” and everything on MTV and in the New York Times is “journalism.”

…look like “a deer in the headlights” if anyone mentions our Constitution because that is just “right-wing rhetoric.”

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

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…feel George Soros is a benevolent patriarch but the Koch brothers are evil incarnate.

…support redistribution of wealth, as long as it’s not your wealth.

…use hash tags like #hatewhitey, #taxtherich and #hateTEA on Twitter.

…believe that our Constitution is “living” but unborn children are not.

…are tolerant of diverse opinions as long as they do not divert from your own.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions.

…feel people who are opposed to the redefinition of marriage, as Barack Obama was when elected, are bigots.

…feel the free market is where one goes to collect government handouts.

…have no idea that Franklin Roosevelt’s “principle on taxation” was plagiarized from Karl Marx.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara is a saint.

…know more than one vegan.

…oppose the death penalty for the most heinous of convicted criminals, while supporting the death penalty for the most innocent of unborn children.

…believe the only absolute in life is a brand of vodka.

 

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…have joined Al Gore’s cult of earth worshippers and feel “global warming” is all manmade.

…believe Oprah should be Obama’s running mate in his third term.

…believe the phrase “separation of Church and State” is in the Constitution.

…reject the “paper or plastic” question because you’re “bi-sacksual.”

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

…protest against state censorship unless it’s directed at anything “conservative.”

…feel it’s OK to require drug tests to keep a job but racist to require drug tests for welfare recipients.

…feel it’s OK to mandate IDs to withdraw your own money from your own bank while it’s racist to require IDs to vote.

…believe that making a “gun-like finger gesture” in elementary school is cause for expulsion while body guards for leftists should be armed to the teeth.

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips but not abortion referrals.

…believe that “clinging to guns and religion” is subversive anti-American behavior.

…believe that “the right to keep and bear arms” is an obstacle to Liberty rather than its best insurance policy, that “a well regulated militia” refers to the National Guard, and that “arms” refers only to shotguns and hunting rifles.

…feel Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden are heroes for stealing millions of classified documents and making them available to Russia and China.

…trust that Obama’s IRS enemies list is fully justified.

…believe that altering the “Benghazi talking points” is an Italian automaker’s revised marketing plan.

…believe Bill Clinton is the best spokesperson for the Democrats.

…don’t have a problem with a twice-elected mixed-race president who spews racist and classist rhetoric while living as the wealthiest of one-percenters.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

…believe Barack Hussein Obama is trustworthy.

And finally, you are definitely a liberal if you don’t take issue with any of the statements listed above.

Gun Stuff….Titus…A Dem Talks Impeach…Minnesota DFL !!!! Lost Guns..Nerf Gun, Lock Down!!

Titus 1:10-16
10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: 11 Whose mouths must be stopped , who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre’s sake. 12 One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said , The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. 13 This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; 14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth. 15 Unto the pure all things are pure : but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled . 16 They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

 

“Of the 22 civilizations that have appeared in history, 19 of the them collapsed when they reached the moral state the United States is in right now.”

Tienanmen Square Protestor on why the 2nd Amendment means nothing…Nothing but FREEDOM!!!

Nerf gun…School…This is going….To a lock down of course..

Proof: Armed Citizens Make Good Government

Charlie Rangel..He wants ‘Southern’ folk to be , well to be less ‘southern’ I guess..

FLASHBACK: Anti-gun lawmaker who brandished borrowed AK-47 once ‘lost’ 2 semi-automatic weapons police loaned him

“I don’t think you should be able to possess an assault rifle,” Morrissey told ABC News on Friday.

But the Richmond Times-Dispatch reported in April 1994 that the arrest of a heroin dealer led police to discover an Uzi submachine gun that was supposed to be under Morrissey’s control.

That gun, along with two other semiautomatic weapons — a TEC-9 capable of firing 72 rounds without reloading, and another unspecified rifle — were among four weapons Morrissey used as props when he discussed drugs and violence at schools, and during civic meetings.

Jobs? What about them?

Missing from Obama’s great liberal address: jobs

Buck Ofama’s  Second Term Target: The Constitution

And Mooch is smiling thinking of where she can go on vacation this time around….Damn…..

Franken looking strong in 2014 re-election bid

Lets change this. Lets see what happens when he supports Buck Ofama‘s gun ban..As he will..

Another school shooting? How convenient!!  Right when Buck Ofama and the progressives want complete and total control of all things that were American.

Liberals Make Gun Debate About Race

Everything is about ‘race’…Why is that? Because they have no valid arguments that is why…SO play the race card!!

Litmus test? To shoot at WHO??

Dr. Jim Garrow, a renowned author and humanitarian, made the shocking claim on his Facebook page, yesterday.

I have just been informed by a former senior military leader that Obama is using a new “litmus test” in determining who will stay and who must go in his military leaders. Get ready to explode folks. “The new litmus test of leadership in the military is if they will fire on US citizens or not.” Those who will not are being removed.

A Democrat..A Texas Democrat…Time is now to Impeach Buck Ofama…Watch it..

About covers what is happening with a DFL (Dumb F***ing Liberal) controlled House and Senate in Minnesota with a Governor once proclaimed a ‘worst US Senator ever’ by Time magazine..Tax us to death is what is coming..

  1. The budget will be over $40 billion.  That’s how many chits she he owes.
  2. Re: Tax “Reforms”:  I suspect unicorns may actually be involved: Like the French and the Californians, the DFL has a history of assuming money grows on trees, or is borne down from the sky in golden bags on the backs of unicorns.
  3. GOP Territory = Salt Mines: Look for Local Government Aid – used as a subsidy of Minneapolis, Saint Paul ,and Duluth – to make a triumphant return, like Lenin coming back to Petrograd. LGA will revert to its nineties-era form; the parts of the state that work (i.e. are mostly GOP) will be impelled to subsidize the parts that don’t (Minneapolis, Saint Paul and Duluth), on top of the parts that LGA was originally supposed to help (small, poor, older towns, and the perpetually-ailing Iron Range).
  4. Lots of “aid” to the Iron Range, to help make up for the fact that the metrocrat DFL Environmental movement is going to accelerate the strangling of the mining industry.

Jon Stewart mocks Buck Ofama for flubbing the presidential oath: