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No Clue….

The Comical Conservative!

President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?”

Cashier:
“It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

Obama:
“Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!”

Cashier:
“Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”

Obama:
“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier:
“I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Obama:
“I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day”

Cashier:
“Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?”

Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank…there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”
Cashier:
“Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

Lapdogs! ObamaScare! Which? Delaying? Stimulus!

Dear Leaders faithful lapdog doing his bidding and protecting the evil bitch!!

New York Times profile scrubs Valerie Jarrett’s radical ties

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ObamaScare….Suxs..

Parts of Obamacare Delayed To Hide Truth & Save Elections

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Works? Nothing…Pointless, worthless POS!!

Morning Bell: So Which Part of Obamacare Works, Then?

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Delaying ObamaScare? Why? Oh..Until AFTER the 2014 elections thats why!!!
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Worked? How? Still believing their lies and bullshit!!

White House Still Claiming Stimulus Worked

Only a dam(n) fool would say it didn’t work. Look at all the vacations it has afforded the KING, QUEEN, and her entourage plus the Queens Mother and friends

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Only 30? Heroes and Zeros! Belong to? Guns! Day of Prayer! Benghazi! Stabbings.

Really? Only 30 reasons to hate Buck Ofama?

30 Reasons to Dislike Barack Obama

The first 5 in the list. Make sure you go read them all…

And then check the comments out for more !!!!

1) Nobody but an ass would say, “It’s very rare that I come to an event where I’m like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person.”

2) He’s a former (maybe, who really knows?) coke-snorting pothead who governs with all the care and due diligence you’d expect from a coke-snorting pothead.

3) Barack Obama actually said, “The private sector is doing fine.” Given that the private sector has never at any point been doing fine since he became President, he’d have to be dumb, dishonest or delusional to say something like that.

4) He is a bigger liar than Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter put together. There’s nothing the man says you can count on his meaning unless he’s saying something nice about himself.

5) He’s made racist comments about white people. Just to name one example,

“That’s just how white folks will do you. It wasn’t merely the cruelty involved; I was learning that black people could be mean and then some. It was a particular brand of arrogance, an obtuseness in otherwise sane people that brought forth our bitter laughter. It was as if whites didn’t know that they were being cruel in the first place. Or at least thought you deserving of their scorn.”

Of course we are all racists and haters!! But what the hell. We knew THAT already!!
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Perfect, just effing perfect and what you would expect for an ass like Buck Ofama!!
He talks about a rodrammed ‘gay’ basketball player, whom I have no clue is or plays for or really even give a crap.
What an ass we have for a pResident!

Real Heroes Don’t Get Shout Outs at Presidential Press Conferences

Buck Ofama is a ‘zero’ as is his ‘hero’ Campbell.

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My children belong to me and I have raised and taught them to distrust Government and it indoctrination factories called schools. Social workers need to be slapped and judges retired if they decide to dictate and legislate.

Mama Bears: Our Children Belong to…

The judge in this case, U.S. District Judge Mark L. Wolf made many statements, starting with children needed the teachings to become “engaged and productive citizens” and that there is an obligation for public schools to teach young children to accept and endorse homosexuality! Unbelievable!

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Guns. Guns are neither good or bad. Until put to use. At that point it is the user’s responsibility for the gun’s activities and actions. No the guns..The gun is a tool. Only  a tool.
Like your car, you cell phone, your computer…Only does what you tell it.

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National Day of Prayer!!!

Sure asshole!! Invoke the Constitution when it comes in handy for you, but ignore it the rest of the time. You worthless POS Buck Ofama!!

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim May 2, 2013, as a National Day of Prayer. I join the citizens of our Nation in giving thanks, in accordance with our own faiths and consciences, for our many freedoms and blessings, and in asking for God’s continued guidance, mercy, and protection

Protection from you and your Nazi‘s you bahs-turd!

Damn..

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Really? Do you think the Repuplikans have the backbone for this?

Benghazi Is Back: Republicans ignore Obama, promise to ‘expose new facts and details’ about deadly attack

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Truth…Knives are tolls like guns and probably kill or injure more. Yet the silence form the leftist media propaganda outlets is deafening.

Stabbings, Stabbings and More Stabbings – Why Haven’t We Heard From Obama?

President Barack Obama and his blind following of liberal progressives claim that we must have all of the restrictive gun control laws to prevent violent crime.  Like most pathological liars, Obama tries to convince us that he believes in the Second Amendment and wants to defend it, but 100% of his actions say that he intends on destroying the Second Amendment and stripping us of our guns.

Hitler/Obama Youth. Outlaws. Planned Murder! Alarmed! Boys!

Two things could have saved us from Obama. A condom or a call to Dr. Gosnell…~Me.

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Wild Bill..

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A warning….

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Back Door Import Ban

Because they want all your guns and to stop you they must first stop the ‘legal’ supply of them…Make them all illegal and there you have it!! Millions of Outlaws, formerly honest, law-abiding taxpaying citizens! Now felons created by their own ‘elected’ government…

To bad we can no longer have honest elections….

Ballot box-failed

Soap Box- failing

One box left…

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Truth? From the pResident? With the lying bullshit media backing him?

Not happening anymore..

Krauthammer on Syria: ‘What’s At Stake Here Is Whether Anything This President Now Says Is Believable’

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Not only does Planned Parenthood (No planning involved) murder babies, it causes harm to those seeking to murder their babies….Maybe that is ‘justice’ for what they are doing? Just saying..

911 recordings show 3 emergency calls on same day at California Planned Parenthood

“She’s not responsive,” an employee of Planned Parenthood in Orange, California, told the dispatcher.

Full Story

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But is Buck Ofama alarmed? Or pleased?

One wonders..

Russians now alarmed by Boston bombing

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Any tool to  be used to grab our guns. Does the Federal Goons lead by the feckless one Buck Ofama really think when it some s to grabbing we will roll over? Will you?

Marijuana laws new tool to ban gun ownership

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Will the Amnesty Bill Lead to Gun Confiscation in 2035?

We must make sure that we do not take bad gun law and turn it into bad employment law…

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Boys with toys..

The 70 year old widow said, “They need to get rid of those men, boys with toys.” She also told the men, “Y’all have got the wrong person, you’ve got the wrong place. What are you looking for?”

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Charley Reese

This should be on the front page of every newspaper.

Charley Reese‘s final column for the Orlando Sentinel… He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.

This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or democrat. Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It’s a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!

545 vs. 300,000,000 People
-By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don’t propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don’t have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don’t write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don’t set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don’t control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don’t care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator’s responsibility to determine how he votes.

Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.. ( The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.)

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House?( John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. ) If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to. [The House has passed a budget but the Senate has not approved a
budget in over three years. The President's proposed budgets have gotten
almost unanimous rejections in the Senate in that time. ]

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted — by present facts — of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can’t think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it’s because they want it unfair.

If the budget is in the red, it’s because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it’s because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ..

If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it’s because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like “the economy,” “inflation,” or “politics” that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible. They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses. Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees… We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

Bullets. Preppers! MMoore! Haircuts!! Money. Awakening. N….Word!

“A little matter will move a party, but it must be something great that moves a nation.”

Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791

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Why does Obama need 1.6 billion bullets?


Back in 2008, candidate Barack Obama went off his teleprompter and added a couple of sentences to the text of a speech about expanding the Peace Corps and AmeriCorps. Over rolling applause, the soon-to-be president of the United States said: … (more)

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Preppers

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Dr. Keith Ablow Responds To Michael Moore’s Suggestion That Sandy Hook Victim Photos Should Be Released.

Here’s a psychiatrist’s advice for Moore:  Heart disease kills almost 600,000 people per year in the United States.  There are about 30,000 deaths from handguns.  Most of those are suicides due to depression.

So, I suggest that, rather than releasing the pictures of slaughtered children, which will traumatize tens of millions of American children, he should release a naked photograph of himself.

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Sequester? Nope! Haircuts!! Yes!!

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So our money is not safe? Nothing is safe from the Government and those that want to steal from us and take our Freedoms away…It must be time for the bullets to fly!!

Socialists ready to make power grab of world citizens’ money

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Even left finds DHS ammo buy ‘very troubling’

Waking up are they?
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When push comes to shove by the over obnoxious Feds…Then what?

States to feds: Hands off our guns

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Remember is OK for the leftists hypocrites to use such language when they deem it okay…Not anyone else..

Leftists Drop the “N-Word” on Dr. Carson for Criticizing BHO

This morning at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Dr. Ben Carson mentioned the “nastygrams” he received after he spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast. He said some of his oh-so-tolerant admirers lobbed the N-word … READ MORE

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Gunfight. What? Say What? Chicken Pols. Ready For? Stab. Closed, But. Popular. PETA.

Gunfight…

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He/She/Whatever could not beat the boys so now she is a ???? Whatever! And is kicking the shit out of girls?

And claims no advantage?

I call bullshit!!

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139 WH Staffers Make Over Six Figure Incomes

Now that’s just plain wrong!!!

In the field of energy and climate change alone, President Buck OFama in 2012 employed three advisers making at least $100,000 — though one has since left.

The president kept on staff a “deputy assistant” for energy and climate change, Heather Zichal, making $140,000; a “special assistant” for energy and environment, Nathaniel Keohane; and a “deputy director” for energy and climate change, Dan Utech.

Together, their salaries totaled over $370,000 last year, according to White House records

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Chickenshit Politician..

‘Gun Girl’ Confronts Dem. Rep. at Town Hall With Tough Question — and He Literally Refuses to Answer

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Getting ready for??

 US amphibian strike force heads for Mid East

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And this could not have happened to a nicer guy….Heh..

Ahmadinejad under fire for hugging Chavez’s mother

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Stabby things..And the State Rep from there..

Representative Erik Simonson (DFL)
651-296-4246
E-mail: rep.erik.simonson@house.mn

Is pushing for gun control..

Duluth fatal stabbing is city’s third in less than year

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People’s House Closed but Feds Spend 227K to Study Magazine Pics

Some of the toughest sequester spending decisions involve taxpayer-financed research, where funding today can produce huge benefits tomorrow — but can the government really afford to spend $227,437 to study pictures of animals …

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If gun control is so popular, why are Obama & Cuomo’s approval ratings declining?

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PETA really brings the stupid..

Kids Fishing Teaches Violence – PETA

Look at those kids…Plotting violence!!

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