True or not. Don’t know. Don’t care. Same damn thing I would and will do if the need ever arises!
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and,when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the
gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be:
“Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost
both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava
opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former
prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom
come, but doctors managed to save his
mangled penis, police said. “The one
guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said
he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told
reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think
they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her
granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two
knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
“When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in
the hospital, I decided I was
going to go out and get those bastards myself ’cause I figured the Law
would go easy on them,”‘ recalled the retired library worker.
” And I wasn’t scared of them, either – because I’ve got
me a gun and I’ve been shootin’ all my life. And I
wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and
Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days
prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she
spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a
picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as
hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and
knocked on the door, and the minute the
big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs,
right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and
shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.
Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to
deal with the vigilante granny. “What she did was wrong, and she
broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in
prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in
the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”