A Dad’s Response To A Crazy Teen…


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours – green, red, orange, and blue.

Every time the teenager would look up, she would find my dad staring every time.

When she had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ……
Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”

Stolen here….

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