OH HELL!!! … Let’s Offend Everybody!
A. A speech impediment.
A. Because they’re not going to work in the future either.
Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal … along with a recipe.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ‘F’ word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, ‘BINGO!’
Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, …’Once upon a time…’
A southern fairytale begins, … ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States