Stuff – Patriot Post..

Newspulper Headlines:

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Obama: ‘We’ve Got to Do Some Governing’" –

Whatever You Do, Don’t Tell Anyone!: "President Obama Holds Off-Record Meeting With Top White House Reporters" –

Longest Books Ever Written: "On the Dangers of Listening to Joe Biden" –Commentary website

Questions Nobody Is Asking: "MSNBC, a Bastion of Obama Advocates?" –

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking: "Jimmy Carter: No Relationship With Obama" –

Bottom Story of the Day: "John Kerry Threatens to Bore the World to Death With Excruciating First Speech as Secretary of State" –Daily Telegraph website (London)

(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)

Village Idiots

Ignorance — or worse: "[Chicago teen Hadiya Pendleton] was caught in the line of fire because some kids had some automatic weapons they didn’t need. I just don’t want to keep disappointing our kids in this country. I want them to know that we put them first." –Michelle Obama (Apparently, handguns are now considered automatic weapons.)

Speaking from experience: "People have sometimes wondered about why our Supreme Court allows one group or another to march in a parade even though it’s the most provocative thing in the world and they carry signs that are an insult to one group or another. … In America you have a right to be stupid — if you want to be. And you have a right to be disconnected to somebody else if you want to be." –John Kerry, an expert at being stupid

Stupid is as stupid does: "[American diplomats] fight corruption in Nigeria. They support the rule of law in Burma. They support democratic institutions in Kyrzakhstan and Georgia." –John Kerry concerned about his favorite made-up country

Transparency II: "When I went through the process of becoming press secretary, one of the first things they told me was you’re not even to acknowledge the drone program. You’re not even to discuss that it exists." –former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs

Emphasis: "There’s always confusion when you have a tragedy of that sort [in Benghazi] and Americans are killed. The bigger tragedy … is we’ve spent all of these months trying to figure out the origin of some talking points which were cleared at the highest levels of the intelligence community and, in my opinion, not enough time doing the service that we owe to our fallen colleagues." –United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice (That’s right — according to Rice, the debate post-Benghazi is a "bigger tragedy" than the murder of four Americans.)

Short Cuts

"Al-Qa’ida has issued a list of 22 ways that al-Qa’ida members can avoid being killed by U.S. drones. Here’s a good one: Don’t join al-Qa’ida." –comedian Jay Leno

"Joe Biden spoke against assault weapons and advised women to go outside and fire two shots from a double barreled shotgun to scare off intruders. He’s so wise. Once an intruder knows your gun is empty he’ll gladly go home and leave you alone, ladies." –comedian Argus Hamilton

"Here are some things that will result from the sequestration cuts: All prisons will be shut down and prisoners released. Even the most violent of criminals. … Medicare will be replaced with a hammer given to old people to kill themselves with. … Our military will be armed with nothing but bayonets. All traffic lights will be turned off. No more money for cowboy poetry festivals, the only thing keeping cowboys from violence and thus the only thing keeping the wild west from breaking out again. … No more postage for strongly-worded letters sent to Iran and North Korea telling them to stop having nuclear weapons. Obama will only get five golf outings a month." –humorist Frank J. Fleming

"Sometimes the only thing that keeps me from being pessimistic is knowing that the when the country collapses, the people most responsible will die out in the first winter." –Frank Fleming


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