Cutting Edge Airport Security

Cutting Edge” Airport Security

TEL AVIV, Israel . The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers,
El Al
is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”



3 thoughts on “Cutting Edge Airport Security

  1. madmike April 22, 2013 / 11:05 am

    clean up in isle 3 😉

    • MaddMedic April 22, 2013 / 1:43 pm

      Would be pretty well contained…Maybe just build a shower head and drain into it….

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