Stolen from Pissed!!

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of
His identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his
Way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I’m an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants, bent over and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you’re right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back
To Chicago ."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the the middle….



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