NEW YORK – The Clinton campaign has announced that, should Hillary go on to win the presidency, the symbol for her administration will be the hammer and pickle. The move is a nod to the old Soviet Union’s “hammer and sickle” logo, a symbol near and dear to Democrats’ hearts.
“It just seemed like the perfect theme,” Clinton communications spokesman Brian Fallon explained. “The hammer is the tool we use to destroy Hillary’s electronic equipment, so evidence of wrongdoing is damaged beyond repair. Also, if Hillary doesn’t get what she wants as president, she won’t hesitate to bring the hammer down.