Being woke by your Most Dearest…at O’dark early, like 0100, because the car alarm is blaring away..
Leaping out of bed and to the front door with keys, flashlight and personal protective device, in your skivvies, with a roaring Jack Russell at your heels..
To find nothing but a car, with lights flashing and horn blaring….
And all is fine..
Then to try and go back to sleep!!
Which was accomplished!!
Hopefully not to many neighbors were woke up!!