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OBSOLETE MANLY THING #5: Fighting and Self Defense
Hey macho man, ever heard of the cops? You don’t need to learn to defend yourself, and the very idea that you need to defend anyone else is elitist, sexist, racist hogwash. True men don’t worry about defense; they worry about offense. If you aren’t actively finding things to be offended by, you don’t need to defend yourself; you need to check your self.
INSTEAD: Roundhouse Kick Pro-Life Women
If you must exert physical dominance and retain your man card, kick a woman who is so stupid she doesn’t even want an abortion. That’ll teach her. Even better if she is pregnant, then you can say it was two against one.