My Mommy, The Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what
their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when
the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my
mother’s an exotic dancer in a Club and takes off all her clothes in
front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him
all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your
Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."
DRY YOUR EYES NOW.