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Jump start your car!

With….AK’s?

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From Russia, ice fishing…

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A bit of Christmas …

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Stupid, Inane, Ridiculous….

International what?

This is BULLSHIT!!

Florida city to evict widow for ‘living off the grid’; cites ‘international code’

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The stupid, ridiculous, inane, is strong here..

The game is played with Nerf guns and “balled-up socks.”

During a game in October “a professor called 911 and put a classroom on lockdown after thinking he saw a real gun.”

Missouri State University Considers Nerf Gun Ban After 911 Call

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Reaching the Dreaded “Middle Aged’ Years?

●Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs

Nope, Have a tablet,  smart phone, still building computers.

●Finding you have no idea what “young people” are talking about

Or maybe caring??

●Feeling stiff

Well..umm…maybe…

●Needing an afternoon nap

Nope, never have zzzzzzzzzzz…

●Groaning when you bend down

the 5th, I plead the 5th!

●Not remembering the name of any modern bands

Modern? Who needs them when my Bands are still around…playing, casinos, ballrooms……

●Talking a lot about your joints/ailments

Nope, never discuss my joints!!!

●Hating noisy pubs

What’s a pub?

●Getting more hairy — ears, eyebrows, nose, face, etc.

Always been hairy!! Had a Duck Dynasty beard at 20!!

●Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young

Well…umm…errrr….

●Preferring a night in with a board game than a night on the town

I’m just frugal! To damn expensive and I work to hard for my money!!

●You don’t know any songs in the top 10

Well lemme see…..err….Any by ZZ Top? Lynyrd Skynryd? Grand Funk?

●Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style

Always have!! Style…pfffttt…

●Taking a flask of tea on a day out

Tea? Who the hell drinks tea?

●Obsessive gardening or bird feeding

Bird feeders? Damn outta birdseed again..

●Thinking there is nothing wrong with wearing an anorak

What the hell is an ‘anorak’?

●Forgetting people’s names

Ha! Never..well maybe, occasionally…

●Booking a cruise

No way!! Never will, never have…Not getting on any damn boat unless it is my fishing boat and I am in charge!!

●Misplacing your glasses, bag, car keys, etc.

You mean like accidentally locking you keys in the car after starting it and getting out to clean snow off? Maybe..

●Complaining about the rubbish on television these days

Don’t watch TeeVee!!! So don’t know what your talking about!!

●Gasping for a cup of tea

Tea? Who the hell drinks tea?

●Getting bed socks for Christmas and being very grateful

Umm…no…

●Taking a keen interest in “The Antiques Road Show”

Antiques? My wife has drug me to more antique places in the last 25 years…

●When you start complaining about more things

Nope, complaining does nothing…Hate it and hate complainers.

●Listening to the Archers

Who?

●You move from Radio 1 to Radio 2

Huh? Classic rock…is all that there is..

●Joining the National Trust

What? Is that like the NRA?

●Being told off for politically incorrect opinions

Always..Eff em if they don’t like it!!

●Flogging the family car for something sportier

Nope. Like my truck…

●When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore

Don’t need to…

●You get shocked by how racy music videos are

Shrug, no clue, don’t watch them..

●Taking a keen interest in the garden

Tomatoes and peppers is all I need..

●Buying travel sweets for the car

Huh?

●Considering going on a “no children” cruise for a holiday

See ‘booking a cruise’!!

●When you know your alcohol limit

Is no limit!!

●Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates

Nope, won’t. Because I like pissin my tree hugging sisters off!!

●Always carrying a handy pack of tissues

Handkerchief!

●Falling asleep after one glass of wine

Bottle maybe..

●Spending more money on face creams/anti-aging products

ROFLMAO!!!

●Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in

Who the hell thought this gobsmack up!

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