Jump start your car!
From Russia, ice fishing…
A bit of Christmas …
This is BULLSHIT!!
The stupid, ridiculous, inane, is strong here..
The game is played with Nerf guns and “balled-up socks.”
During a game in October “a professor called 911 and put a classroom on lockdown after thinking he saw a real gun.”
●Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs
Nope, Have a tablet, smart phone, still building computers.
●Finding you have no idea what “young people” are talking about
Or maybe caring??
●Needing an afternoon nap
Nope, never have zzzzzzzzzzz…
●Groaning when you bend down
the 5th, I plead the 5th!
●Not remembering the name of any modern bands
Modern? Who needs them when my Bands are still around…playing, casinos, ballrooms……
●Talking a lot about your joints/ailments
Nope, never discuss my joints!!!
●Hating noisy pubs
What’s a pub?
●Getting more hairy — ears, eyebrows, nose, face, etc.
Always been hairy!! Had a Duck Dynasty beard at 20!!
●Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young
●Preferring a night in with a board game than a night on the town
I’m just frugal! To damn expensive and I work to hard for my money!!
●You don’t know any songs in the top 10
Well lemme see…..err….Any by ZZ Top? Lynyrd Skynryd? Grand Funk?
●Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style
Always have!! Style…pfffttt…
●Taking a flask of tea on a day out
Tea? Who the hell drinks tea?
●Obsessive gardening or bird feeding
Bird feeders? Damn outta birdseed again..
●Thinking there is nothing wrong with wearing an anorak
What the hell is an ‘anorak’?
●Forgetting people’s names
Ha! Never..well maybe, occasionally…
●Booking a cruise
No way!! Never will, never have…Not getting on any damn boat unless it is my fishing boat and I am in charge!!
●Misplacing your glasses, bag, car keys, etc.
You mean like accidentally locking you keys in the car after starting it and getting out to clean snow off? Maybe..
●Complaining about the rubbish on television these days
Don’t watch TeeVee!!! So don’t know what your talking about!!
●Gasping for a cup of tea
Tea? Who the hell drinks tea?
●Getting bed socks for Christmas and being very grateful
●Taking a keen interest in “The Antiques Road Show”
Antiques? My wife has drug me to more antique places in the last 25 years…
●When you start complaining about more things
Nope, complaining does nothing…Hate it and hate complainers.
●Listening to the Archers
●You move from Radio 1 to Radio 2
Huh? Classic rock…is all that there is..
●Joining the National Trust
What? Is that like the NRA?
●Being told off for politically incorrect opinions
Always..Eff em if they don’t like it!!
●Flogging the family car for something sportier
Nope. Like my truck…
●When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore
Don’t need to…
●You get shocked by how racy music videos are
Shrug, no clue, don’t watch them..
●Taking a keen interest in the garden
Tomatoes and peppers is all I need..
●Buying travel sweets for the car
●Considering going on a “no children” cruise for a holiday
See ‘booking a cruise’!!
●When you know your alcohol limit
Is no limit!!
●Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates
Nope, won’t. Because I like pissin my tree hugging sisters off!!
●Always carrying a handy pack of tissues
●Falling asleep after one glass of wine
●Spending more money on face creams/anti-aging products
●Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in
Who the hell thought this gobsmack up!
Old enough. Seen enough. Experienced enough. Need I say more?
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