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Beer & Politics How it all began…

Beer the Wheel & Politics  How it all began

A Correct Anthropological Theory: Think I’ll have a beer!
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.

Beer required grain and that was the  beginning  of  agriculture.
Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2. Conservatives.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard Liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many Liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are Liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively.  Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss off more liberals…

 And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self. I’m going to have another beer.

Morning Miscellany …………..

Really?

This is America!!
We speak ENGLISH!
Get it straight Obama and quit being a petty tinpot wannabe King and Moslem Jackass!!!

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What happens when Conservatives let the mindless herd from the Mpls/STP metro elect the Governor..

Especially one whom failed as a Senator..

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Soccer…

Stabbing in Costa Rica after World Cup event..

Who ‘lost’ match against Netherlands on…

Penalties?

And also Costa Rica has the gun control..

So you be safe..

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Of course he was a ‘good’ kid…

Just out working hard…

Robbing folks..

With a gun..

But ran into a  man with a gun also..

And lost…

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 I wonder how well the residents of Chicago like seeing their tax dollars defending the city from lawsuits..

For denying citizens their Rights?

Or do they even realize it is their money?

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Give up their guns?

Another back door gun grabbing scheme..

Try to take my 82 yo Korean War Vet, life long hunting Dad’s firearms..

Of which he only has a .22, .12 gauge, and .35 Remington…

Will cost you..

He’ll shoot your damn eyes out!

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What does your State say about the Right to Bear Arms?

Well this needs to change!!

Minnesota

No “right to keep and bear arms” provision

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 I am off to Worship now…

praise-and-worship

 

 

War on Women? Dean, Palin! Recovery? Real Women! Nudge? Phony?

“In the first place, it is to be remembered, that the general government is not to be charged with the whole power of making and administering laws: its jurisdiction is limited to certain enumerated objects, which concern all the members of the republic, but which are not to be attained by the separate provisions of any.”

James Madison, Federalist No. 14, 1787

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Seems to me the War on Women is all in the Dhimmicrap party and the Left.

They claim it is the Conservatives. Mostly from my view because we oppose murdering babies, which they condone and call it Pro Murder Choice!

Yet we see this other fine examples of Dhimmicraps preying on women or attacking, especially those whom do not agree with their intolerance.

Democrats Condone Weiner Campaign Attack On Female Intern

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We’ve known this. ObamaScare besides being an UnConstitutional mandate forcing American’s to ‘buy ‘health insurance’..

IT’S OFFICIAL: Howard Dean Agrees with Sarah Palin, ObamaCare Sucks

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Home and change folks, hope and change!

OBAMALAND: INCOME INEQUALITY SKYROCKETS UNDER OBAMA, WORST IN TWO DECADES

This is ‘Recovery’?

Research by University of California economist Emmanuel Saez shows that since the Obama recovery started in June 2009, the average income of the top 1% grew 11.2% in real terms through 2011.

The bottom 99%, in contrast, saw their incomes shrink by 0.4%.

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Okay line the Left’s ‘Women’ up and compare them to these real Women…

All the left has is a bunch of whiny, hypocritical, feminists whores..
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Submit? I don’t think so… Government pushing awful hard….Getting closer and closer to the bullet box one thinks?

Submit To The Nudge Squad Or… (via http://www.thebrennerbrief.com)

The government knows best and the people don’t. A behavioral insights team, known as a nudge squad, is going to be in full operation soon. Subtly suggesting that people do what the government wants them to do through gentle “nudging.” This is…

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4 dead in Benghazi are a phony?

The current Administration needs to go away, like the Dodo Bird!!

White House calls Benghazi ‘phony’ scandal

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You Might Be A Liberal

You Might Be A Liberal

If you believe that women who stay at home to raise their children are repressed by a male-dominated society, but that women who wear hijabs are expressing freedom of religionyou might be a liberal.

If you quote the John Howard Society on the ineffectiveness of incarceration, and MADD on the effectiveness of drunk driving zero tolerance – you might be a liberal.

If you believe it should be illegal to smoke in your vehicle, but support legalized marijuana – you might be a liberal.

If you believe that a “woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”, but claim to love your sons as much as your daughters – you might be a liberal.

If you believe it is American hubris to believe they can bring democracy to the Middle East – but America’s shame for not reversing climate change – you might be a liberal.

If you reject absolute moral concepts like “right” and “wrong”, but believe George W. Bush is “evil” – you might be a liberal.

If you’re still waiting for the epidemic in AIDS cases among heterosexual women in America – you might be a Liberal.

If you’re an “advocate” for the poor who uses “trailer trash” as an insult – you might be a Liberal.

If you believe in evolution, but hold that all cultures are equal – you might be a liberal.

Kate McMillan

Nazi’s! Bitch! Rights! 3D!

Formerly called the IRS is now targeting ‘Conservative‘ groups?

Is time…

Was the IRS targeting Jews in addition to Tea Party groups?

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Bitch.

Benghazi: Hillary Could Eat Kittens While Stomping on a Naked Granny and the “Media” Would Hail It as ‘Poetry’

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Yes, even Buck Ofama….

Protecting Obama’s Right to Bear Arms

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Conservative Moms Have it All and They Do it All! (via http://www.thebrennerbrief.com)

What do Nikki Haley, Kristi Noem, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and Mia Love have in common? If you said that they’re all powerful, accomplished female conservative politicians, you’d be right. But they are also mothers whose family roles and concern about their children’s futures shaped their…

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3D Printed Gun Technology Will Proliferate Freedom, Not Violence (via http://www.thebrennerbrief.com)

Once again, the US Government is doing what they do best – restricting gun rights and freedom. Is our country now run by some kind of omnipotent yet not very intelligent being, like in the Matrix Films? The blueprints for the world’s first, almost usable 3D printed gun have gone to the World Wide…

Continue reading Nazi’s! Bitch! Rights! 3D!

Palin. Advice. Dawkins. Colorado. Who? Time! Scaled. Fraud. Coulter v. FinkStink!

Governor Palin Rocks CPAC 2013

With a BIG Gulp..

“All drama Obama” is “just making noise”

“Remember no drama Obama?” she asked. “If only. Now it’s all drama Obama.”

You efftarded Buck Ofama supporters and you Palin bashers can say what you want..She has more balls and savvy then Buck Ofama could ever have..To bad the establishment and the Buck Ofama PR firms, formerly known as the media, were so damn afraid of her, they wet themselves and then went over the top to destroy here…Yet she is still around asswipes!!!

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Keep your advice, we’ll keep our guns and Freedom..

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Richard Dawkins tweets on abortion: ‘any fetus is less human than an adult pig’

This dude is just not human..AssO would cover it…

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Unenforceable…The ridiculous laws passed by Politicians. But that’s what they do best…

Colorado sheriff says new state gun laws won’t be enforced

War is coming…
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Who gave you the Right?
Found here..
Time to get a gun!!
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I am confident I will not submit to any more Government BULLshit laws..

Conservatives confident federal gun measures will be scaled back

Conservatives are all but declaring victory on their defense of gun rights, exuding confidence as calls for aggressive controls in the wake of the Newtown elementary school massacre have given way to scaled-back expectations to firearm restrictions in Congress. “They … Continue reading →

It is called the 2nd Amendment..Is time to reinstate it..

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CONSTRUCTIVE NOTICE AND DEMAND TO HALT THE
CONGRESSIONAL ELECTION CERTIFICATION PROCESS DUE
TO EVIDENCE OF SUBSTANTIVE FRAUD

Do your rodrammed jobs congresscritters!!!!

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I just loves me a good fight…

Especially when it is some self important I am better then you peons Politician getting smacked around like a dirty rug with a rug beater…

Cat Fight Alert: Coulter Clobbers Feinstein

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Zo on Rodman. Gun Grab. Killer Bugs. Blacklist. Fugly. Not Funny. House Gun. Bad Sinkhole! Americans. No Comply.

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Another senator warns of gun confiscation

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And they are so worried about banning the guns…

When hospitals kill also…

Each year, hospital-acquired infections sicken about 1.7 million and kill 99,000 people in the United States. While up to 50% of patients with CRE bloodstream infections die, similar antibiotic-susceptible bacteria kill about 20% of bloodstream-infected patients.

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John Hawkins:
10 Hollywood Celebrities Who Should Be Blacklisted By Conservatives

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And ugly and mean and well just loud mouth jerks…

Obama Admin Funding $1.5 Million Study To Find Out Why Lesbians Are Fat…

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Cynical President Jokes About ‘Clinging To Religion’ To Improve Image »
In a nonsensical dinner speech loaded with self-reference and quips that seemed to emanate from a man very removed from the mood of the Nation, President Barack Obama revealed an aloof and callous sense of humor regarding the people who elected him. 

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A Gun for Every House? Georgia Town May Mandate Gun Ownership

Far from the recent trend of banning firearms, the small town of Nelson, Georgia could adopt a law that would require every household to own a gun.

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Top 10 gun-toting American politicians

America’s strong gun culture has produced a large number of statesmen with firearm expertise.
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Golf . Dangerous. Ban it…Or is it the sinkholes??? Ban them..

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VA refuses to follow N.Y. gun law

The federal Department of Veterans Affairs said Monday its mental health professionals won’t comply with a new gun law in New York that requires reporting the names of patients …

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